Fancy yourself a dark knight of sorts? A caped crusader? A guardian of Gotham? But only as like, a side gig? Like, you're sort of a detective, but not enough to get into the guild? Well, have we got bat utility belt to cover half you ass. 

First up is the UZI Tactical Defender Pen - the pen is mightier than the sword. But, even mightier than that is a pen you can jam into someone's skull. The lightweight, aluminum chassis features what Uzi tastefully refers to as a "DNA Catcher" on the back. So, when you're on the crime scene you can go from taking notes to slicing throats the moment the goons spill in. 

Additionally, we have the Rite in the Rain Notebook - because, most of all, Batman is the world's greatest detective. And what is a detective without a notebook? This slim and sturdy tablet is completely waterproof. Perfect for doing recon in the pouring rain. It still works in sunshine, but recon is best done in the pouring rain. 

Next up are Ninja Caltrops -  someone on your tail? Drop a fistfull of these badboys in their path. A favorite tool of the League of Shadows, they are designed to alway point up, easily penetrating the shoes of pursuing footmen. 

Below that is the Fenix E01 - perfect for those not blessed with echolocation, this low-profile flashlight fits nicely on the keys to the Batmobile. It is water resistant, and stands up steadily on its base, making it the perfect way to light the dank cave you spend hours in stoic contemplation.

Then, we have the Retreeve Mini Grappling Hook - this little guy hangs innocuously on your keychain when not in use. But, when you're ready to swing, just slide the steel pins through the holes in the body and you've got yourself a grappling hook, baby. This eminent utensil owes its fame to one man. Just think about it, who else uses a grappling hook? Now you can.

Finally, there's the KA-BARley Bottle Opener -  we can't neglect Batman's day-job in this roundup. He's not only a defender of peace, but is also burdened with the Playboy secret identity. And, if you're gonna pop bottles with the bat, you gotta do it with this. The pistol grip fits nicely in your hand. And the extra leverage makes opening a bat-brew easy. Because even the batman has got to clock out.